The Voters Villanelle
by Colin Flanigan

No, not the best election ever run
It hinges on Florida¹s decision
and in Missouri the dead guy won

Here we are, one nation, under the gun
While the world laughs in derision
No, not the best election ever run

We¹ve got a Palm Beach punchcard perversion
with progonosticating television
and in Missouri the dead guy won

Neither candidate seems to be the one
and its all come down to a split revision
No, not the best election ever run

The new New York senator is a Clinton
now Hillary is the politician
and in Missouri the dead guy won

Bill told Hillary, ³you¹re the winner hon²
She now has an intern, young and well hung
No, not the best election ever run

The popular vote means less than none
the electoral college is an abortion
No, not the best election ever run
and in Missouri the dead guy won