Funeral Home Haiku

Some cemeteries
Can be neat, but not the ones
That give you cold feet.

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Russell Crowe Haiku

Oh Russell Crowe,
That eighties dippity do
just isn't quite you

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Asshole Haiku

What does one do when
A Friend becomes an asshole?
You put it on hold.....

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Near-Molestation Experience Haiku

Just because you like
my sleeping face, that doesn't
mean you can touch it......

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A Diva Valentine

Love should spread around
all year long, rather than on
a calendar day.....

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Reflection Haiku

A reflection of
Time makes me wonder what's mine.
Was is? What isn't?

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Yield Haiku

Following the signs
Can make you turn on a dime.
It is time to stop...

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The Meaning of New Year's Eve Haiku

A kiss at midnight?
Wrong. It's about being a
Fabulous Diva......